can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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