she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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