Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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