I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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