just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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