I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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