My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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