I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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