I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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