Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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