He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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