i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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