planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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