is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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