i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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