do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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