i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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