I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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