69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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