Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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