My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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