Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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