The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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