'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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