I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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