I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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