I wannas sexs uuuuu
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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