I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
