i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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