I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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