im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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