suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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