ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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