Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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