Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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