He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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