What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
