hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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