No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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