I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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