need another drink. this is the easiest way
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
