dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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