It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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