She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
nutella sex= disaster
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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