I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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