Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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