my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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