I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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