Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
