so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
In America we eat man semen.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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