Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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