do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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