its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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