what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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