Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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