xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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