also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just had sex on a roof
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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