There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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