Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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