YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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